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TERMS OF SERVICE

LAST UPDATED: 9/26/2025

AGREEMENT TO TERMS

Welcome to the Pentagon Pizza Index ("PizzINT", "we", "us", or "our"). By accessing or using our website at pizzint.watch, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER

This service is for informational and educational purposes only. Data correlation does not imply causation. Do not use this information for financial, political, or strategic decisions.

SERVICE DESCRIPTION

PizzINT provides a real-time dashboard monitoring pizza shop popularity around the Pentagon area as part of the "Pentagon Pizza Index" theory - a satirical concept suggesting correlation between pizza orders and military activity.

This is a novelty/entertainment service based on an internet meme and conspiracy theory. It is NOT a legitimate intelligence source.

ACCEPTABLE USE

You MAY:

  • Access and view the dashboard for personal, educational, or journalistic purposes
  • Share links to the website on social media
  • Use publicly available API endpoints with reasonable rate limiting
  • Discuss the content in academic or research contexts

You MAY NOT:

  • Use the service for any illegal or unauthorized purpose
  • Make financial or strategic decisions based solely on this data
  • Attempt to hack, disrupt, or overload our servers
  • Scrape data beyond the provided API endpoints
  • Misrepresent the service as official government intelligence
  • Use the service to harass or threaten individuals or organizations
  • Violate any applicable local, state, national, or international law

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

The PizzINT website, including its design, code, content, and functionality, is owned by us and protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws.

The "Pentagon Pizza Index" concept is based on historical reports and has become part of internet culture. We do not claim ownership of the underlying theory.

Data Sources: Pizza popularity data is sourced from publicly available Google Maps information via third-party services.

PRIVACY

We do not display advertisements or use ad personalization on this site. Analytics are limited to basic usage metrics. See our Privacy Policy for details.

DISCLAIMERS & LIMITATIONS

NO WARRANTIES

This service is provided "AS IS" without any warranties. We do not guarantee accuracy, reliability, or availability of the service or data.

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

We shall not be liable for any damages arising from your use of this service, including but not limited to financial losses from decisions based on the data.

NOT OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE

This service is not affiliated with any government agency, military organization, or official intelligence service. It is a satirical interpretation of publicly available data.

DATA ACCURACY & SOURCES

Our data comes from publicly available sources including:

  • Google Maps "Popular Times" data via third-party APIs
  • Social media feeds and news sources
  • Market prediction platforms

We make no guarantees about data accuracy, completeness, or timeliness. External data sources may change without notice.

GOVERNMENT & LEGAL COMPLIANCE

This service operates in compliance with U.S. law and regulations. We:

  • Do not collect classified or sensitive government information
  • Use only publicly available data sources
  • Comply with data protection and privacy laws
  • Will cooperate with law enforcement when legally required

Users are responsible for ensuring their use complies with applicable laws in their jurisdiction.

TERMINATION

We reserve the right to terminate or suspend access to the service at any time, without prior notice, for conduct that we believe violates these Terms or is harmful to other users or the service.

CHANGES TO TERMS

We may update these Terms of Service from time to time. Changes will be posted on this page with an updated date. Continued use after changes constitutes acceptance of the new terms.

CONTACT INFORMATION

Questions about these Terms of Service? Contact us at:

Email: ads.pizzint@gmail.com
Website: pizzint.watch